Writing a CV has got to be the hardest bullshit I’ve ever written! I’m struggling. You ask: why? The answer is:
1) the hobbies I participate in, cannot be written on my CV..
yoga..(gotta keep flexible!)
It doesn’t really paint the best picture now, does it? *hides face*
2) I get drunk every Friday/Saturday and use Sunday to recover. Or can I include this on my CV?
3) I’m a princess, so OBVIOUSLY I’ve never had a proper job before..totally regretting this!
This CV is looking more empty than my head! *sigh*
Yes, this is the reason why I don’t have a job..
I have no CV..
Maybe, I should stick to my CV of lies *devil face* at least, it’ll get me somewhere..